What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

How did you get to be a leftist?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What questions will be asked by the executive director of JP Morgan for 6 years of experience in Java? The technical rounds are already cleared.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?

Dr No

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Do narcissists love their children?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?